Sunday, July 25, 2010

Haidenisms

Some interesting quips from Haiden this week:

The morning after getting in trouble and losing his reading time: "Mom, please don't you or dad yell at me ever again...when you do that the flowers in my heart wither and die." Yes, he actually used the word wither.

"Mom, you have 3D boobs in that shirt." (Peace sign shirt that just happened to have peace signs positioned in that area)....."and I don't even need 3D glasses!"

"Dad, your lips are huge. They look like you are about to kiss mom when you turn your head to the side."

"Mom, I would really like to order a brother. Do we have to move back to Michigan to get one or can you make one here?"

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Weapons of Mass Destruction



This pretty little thing here has done quite a bit o' killin' the past few weeks. There seems to be quite the fly population around here, and the kids have been instructed to kill away with no regard to life when it comes to these nasty suckers. We have put a 25-cent bounty over their little germ-infested heads, and the kids have turned this into quite a game, and decimated most of the fly population in the process.